drunkvanity:

 if you get cold this winter my thighs are here to keep your ears warm

(via belllaavitaaa)

Put an “UNF” in my ask and I’ll answer these.

immahomosexuall:

If you snuck in my room I would:

  • [] Go back to sleep
  • [] Kick you out
  • [] Cuddle with you
  • [] Be like wtf?
  • [] Let you sleepover
  • [] Beat your ass
  • [] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would:
  • [] Kiss you back
  • [] Smile & laugh
  • [] Be shocked
  • [] Slap you
You are:
  • [] Cute
  • [] Adorable
  • [] Pretty
  • [] Beautiful
  • [] Okay
  • [] Sexy
  • [] Hotass Motherfucker
  • [] Ew
I Would:
  • [] Smash
  • [] Pass

this is banter do eeeet

(Source: surgeonofthenorth, via despitetheobvious)

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
dildorrito:

what’s the password
vanillascentedbones:
this part always hits me and I want to cry
lotolle:

purplesmauge:

clarityandchaos:

earloffabulousness:

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

Stupid furless humans.
"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell." - iamboundtowin (via astonishingly)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via stateofdusk)

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